(ASSM) A "Farrell" Story (Late for Dinner) Chapter 54: Pop Quiz (S&M Family fun, contemporary issues)

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WARNING! This story is for adults only and contains Strong Sexual
Content and Convoluted Attempts at Humor. It is intended as a work of
satirical sexual fiction for ADULTS only, and the author does not in any
way condone or encourage similar behavior even if it was legal or
physically possible. If you are under the age of 18 or reside in a state
(or alt.state) that prohibits such behavior, stop reading this right
now. I mean it!!!!!!
: DONT DO THIS AT HOME!!!!! Do not repost or post without permission of author. Late for Dinner
copyright 1998-99 by M Quayle (a pseudonym)
All rights reserved Chapter 54: Pop Quiz The weekend went all too quickly. On Saturday, the girls went to the
movies and Sunday they took long electrifying rides on Grand Dads
dildos. Daddy even let Christi and Kathy have seconds while he made
love to Mommy on the dining room table. But Monday morning came too soon, as it always does. Another school
day, thought a sleepy Kathy as she shuffled to the breakfast table. My, youre a drowsy puppy this morning, Mommy teased as she set a
sparkling glass of orange juice before her daughter. Didnt you sleep
well last night. Oh, I slept okay. Its just Monday. Kathy answered blandly as she
chewed her wheat toast. Wheres Daddy? Oh, he had an early meeting. Something about importing a new kind of
car. A hover car, I think he called it. Mommy filled Kathys plate
with a heaping helping of scrambled tofu. Now eat up and Ill drive
you to school. Wheres Christi? Oh, Im here, the pretty brunette sleepwalker slumped into her chair.
I miss my wake-up call, she whined, I want my Billy. Oh, you silly, Kathy giggled, youll be getting plenty of Billy as
soon as he recovers from his party. Oh, that reminds me, Mommy, I
invited Officer Ray. I hope thats all right? Of course, Mommys voice smiled, I always love a visit from my
favorite policeman. Now eat up. The girls finished breakfast and Mommy drove them to school in the big
white car. Kathy kissed Christi good bye at her locker and scampered to
her first hour contemporary issues class. Okay, kids, the substitute teacher called the class to order. Mr.
Jones is out sick today, but hes asked me to give you this pop quiz.
Get your pencils out and get ready. Kathy pouted silently as the teacher handed out the tests. Of all days,
she thought. Her eyes brightened as she skimmed the questions. She
knew all the answers so this would be a breeze! Question 1: Women who do NOT wish to engage in casual sex should ...
A) Just say no
B) Not go out in public
C) Wear a highway orange chastity belt
D) Move to another country Kathy checked C. Question 2: A man may NOT sell his wives or daughters into slavery ...
A) To liquidate debts or to raise money
B) For resale to raise money for charity
C) Because he cant afford to keep them
D) None of the above Thats easy. D. Question 3: To legally charge for sexual favors, a woman must first ...
A) Score 95 or better on the written exam
B) Receive a 95 or better on a 10 day skills test
C) Have a license and a vending permit
D) All of the above Wow, Kathy thought, D, again. Question 4: Since all universal birth control implants contain longevity
drugs, the average life span has increased from 70 years to ...
A) 100 years
B ) 125 years
C) 150 years
D) Unknown, not enough people have died from natural causes since
implants became universal to get reliable figures. Another D answer. Kathy wondered if teacher had been paying attention
when he made out the test. Question 5: All universal birth control implants for people over the age
of 18 also contain anti-aging drugs. How fast do implanted people in
comparison to people who dont have implants?
A) One year for every five years
B) One year for every eight years
C) One year for every twelve years
D) One year for every fifteen years Finally, a C. Hum, Kathy thought, that means Mommy will probably
reach her full growth in a few years. Shell like that because she
wont have to buy new clothes so often. Question 6: Gray hair is, usually, a sign that a women is over ...
A) 40
B) 65
C) 75
D) 100
E) Dyes her hair E. Kathy wondered how shed look with gray hair. Question 7: Before universal birth control, men reached their sexual
peak between 13 and 18. When do men peak now?
A) The same
B) 65
C) 95
D) 5 seconds before death
E) None of the above Thats easy, Kathy giggled and checked E. Everybody knows men just
keep going and going. Question 8: When do womens sex drives peak?
A) 18
B) 43
C) 95
D) 5 seconds before death
E) None of the above For the fourth time, the answer was D. Question 9: Before universal birth control, the sex drives of teenage
boys were several thousand times greater than that of teenage girls.
Now ...
A) Sex drives are generally the same for all teens
B) Teen girls drives are twice that of boys
C) Teen boys drives are twice that of girls
D) None of the above Kathy checked A. Question 10: A women is hurrying home to make dinner for her husband.
She is in a public area zoned for casual sex and a man approaches her
and asks her to bend over so he can mount her from behind. She doesnt
want to be inhospitable, but she really has to get home. What should
she do?
A) Apologize and explain the situation,
B) Give the man her name, address and phone number,
C) Agree on a time for him to come over or to meet him so she can
satisfy his needs,
D) All of the above Bonus: Mr. Jones really likes girls who ...
A) Lick his balls
B) Beg for mercy
C) Invite him home to meet their mothers
D) All of the above The answer was D, of course. Kathy would have to THAT answer
the next time she needed extra credit.
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